We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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