Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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