Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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