sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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