And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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