don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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