STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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