But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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