she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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