yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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