But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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