My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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