big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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