It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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