Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he puts the penis in happiness.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize