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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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