She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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