At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize