nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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