I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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