You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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