At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
