He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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