it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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