And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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