Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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