Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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