at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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