Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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i drank out of a bidet.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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