i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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