i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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