My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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