question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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