i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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