THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize