Porn is love you can see.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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