what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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