I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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