Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Houston, we have a squirter
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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