Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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