I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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