Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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