Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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My vagina just recognized that song.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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