That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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