Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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