The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
