You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
high people should be assigned attendants
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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