you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
50% drunk capacity currently
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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