I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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