The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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