Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Randomize
