i already hear my dad disowning me
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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