I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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