No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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