idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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