we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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