It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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