Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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