Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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