okay pat passed out under dana's car
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We are two peas in an std pod
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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